You know you're a horse when ..? Ok, it's just for fun .. I'm making a list of all the things that happen to you, that makes you a horse owner / rider / horse.
Here are some examples:
When you are covered in horse hair all day, no matter how many times you change.
You are laundry is a lot of saddle blanket, breeches and horse blankets.
You will find random pieces of food in your car.
Your box is full riding gear.
You should always have a horse to treat you.
Carrots and apples are always at your grocery list.
You wear your boots around.
Jumping things most people duck under, it's normal.
I'll make a Facebook group and list all your ideas! I will leave this question open for voting, there will be a "winner". Just bored and thought it would be fun:) and it is one of 2 easy, easy 10 for great ideas!
You scream every time you're in the car and you see a horse trailer and say "Look at the horses!"
You do not run, you gallop.
-Your favorite smell is the smell barn
"You have friends cry and try to jump over the horse shit and you walk right through it
-Drop your bed is not such a terrible thing, after being bucked off a crazy horse and 1300 pounds 16.2HDH and dragged his foot when he was caught in the stirrup
"You actually found your saddle broken in comphier your normal chair
-You empty your pockets for the washing machine and find pieces of hay, grain, and sugar cubes of yesteryear in your pocket
you know that your horse when a person ....
Clicking on your dog
You do not have money because you spend all your horse
you give your horse the latest fashions while you wear what you can find
all the food in your house is on horseback safely "
you feel like a horse
you can imitate a horse neighing
you're not afraid of mud
goes to the team is the main priority
- You cluck to your car when you climb a hill.
- You enter a restaurant with spurs.
- You do not mind to share your snack with your horse.
- You speak of your hits like a toupee.
- You have the number of veterinary surgeons on speed dial, but not the pediatrician for your child.
- You know, the average temperature of a horse ... but not a human being.
I hope you like them ... I do all of these! :)
When you go jogging with your dog and make him cluck go faster.
Instead of finding money in your pockets, you will find horse treats. (This happens to me every day lol)
If you prefer to walk in the mud covered boots stiletto heels.
If you prefer to be at the stall of the gallery (I plagiarized .. I saw in a magazine)
- All of your shirts have hay in the pockets
- Your car is your second box to turn
- You jump jumping horse for pleasure, not a race at a gallop
- You do not join when people make fun of hair ladies lunch 'nets
- You sometimes "skip" lines / cracks in the road with your car
when you start pulling on the wheel to stop the car!
Mindblock Sorry
There are some good though!
when you bathe in the wash rack in a show of several days. (With a bathing suit on)
You say to your car, dog, friends whoa! when you want them to stop
You quite happily jump on the boxes, then eat sandwiches without washing hands first
You can easily waste 10 hours on a court and not yet mounted
You're quite happy to spend nearly £ 300 on riding boots thinking they are "good value" when you would not want to spend over £ 50 on a pair of shoes
You tell your friends that you are "broke" but the range of GBP 120 to the blacksmith to have two horses shod without a wink
You just do not notice that & # 0.
Posted on January 3, 2010.
